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• he HIGHWAY is made out of LIME JELLO and my HONDA is a barbequed OYSTER!
  Yum! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Rush Limbaugh - 1993 inductee into the Radio Hall of Fame.
• He who laughs last usually had to have joke explained.
• Luck is the residue of design. -- Branch Rickey, Hall of Fame-e
• They were mad as a bunch of boiled owls. -- Colorful simile hall of fame
• How many Europeans -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  Who needs a light bulb when you have two suns? Note...
• All...Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Windows :-)
• Jello is antimatter.
• No one needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one.