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Whosoever Shall Not Fall By The Sword Or By Famine, Shall Fall By Pestilence So Why Bother Shaving?
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Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by
pestilence so why bother shaving?
-- Woody Allen
-- Without Feathers
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By Pendragon's sword the Dark shall fall!
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food
frequently there must be a beverage. -- Woody Allen, Without Feathe...
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food
frequently there must be a beverage. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch.
The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch.