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• CEX: Call EXterminato
• As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
• And why does all of the corn in Western Iowa lean toward the West?
  The answer to that one is quite simple. Nebraska sucks!...
• Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.