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• cause anyone who would buy this record couldn't give a fuck if there's good musicians on it.
  ... 'cause this is a STUPID song... ...AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT!...
• Lucille has messed my mind up,.. but I STILL love her.. -- Frank Zappa, Joes Garage
• Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...
• I have reached an age when I look just as good standing on my head as I do right side up.
  -- Frank Sulliva...
• I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Say, could I interest you in a pair of Zircon-encrusted tweezers? -- Frank Zappa
• I want a girl that can swallow my pride. -- Frank Zappa, "Jewish Prince
• What did the baby computer say when it got hurt? I want my da-ta!