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  New Jersey had first choice....
• Q: Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
  A: God gave New Jersey first choice....
• Hiccuping & trembling into the WASTE DUMPS of New Jersey like some drunken CABBAGE PATCH DOLL, coughing in line at FIORUCCI'S!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
• State license plates we'd like to see: MICHIGAN CALIFORNIA 4-GET 74-77 EGO-MN-E-X EMBARRASSED HOME STATE OF GERALD FORD THE SERIAL KILLER STATE NORTH CAROLINA NEW JERSEY WL-GOLLY ARG GGH HOME OF GOMER
  GOOBER AND JESSE HELMS FIRST IN TOXIC WASTE KANSAS WASHINGTON DC TOTO -2 $...
• New Jersey: The Runny Yolk State
• Borg in New Jersey: "Florio is irrelevant.
• Houdini escaping from New Jersey!