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Why Don't You Come On Over Here, Sit On My Lap, And We'll Talk About The First Thing That Pops Up?
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Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first
thing that pops up?
-- Pick up line
Related:
That's a nice dress - could I talk you out of it? -- Pick up line
Hey babe....do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi? -- Pick up line
Man: I'm here to pick up the Ambassador from Ghana.
Lisa: Well he's not here! Nobody's here! And none of you should be here!...
Ross: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to wait a while?
Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!...
Drop 'em. -- Pick up line
Bart: [in pain] Why? Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Do you want to see something swell? -- Pick up line
Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick. -- Pick up line