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Why Don't You Wake Up And Smell What You Shovelling?
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Why don't you wake up and smell what you shovelling?
-- Sgt. Al Powell (Reginald Veljohnson), Die Hard
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Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time.
Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
Wake up and smell the coffee. -- Ann Lande
Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that.
[snap] Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
Never tell them what you wouldn't do. -- Adam Clayton Powell
If you want your name spelled wrong, die. -- Al Blanchard
What I like is when you're looking and thinking and looking and thinking.
.. and suddenly you wake up. -- Hobbe...
Marge: You've worked hard at the bowling alley. Why don't you ask for a raise?
Homer: Yeah, a raise. I've never been good enough at any job to deserve one before, but I'm damn good at this one....
Why are you so hard to ignore?