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• Capitalism is the unequal distribution of Wealth. Communism is the equal distribution of Poverty.
• If bulls have horns, why do they MOO instead of honk?
• Why do we do it? WE DON'T KNOW!
• Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell.
  -- Walter Bagehot (1826-1877)...
• Yes we have no bananas, Would a nut do instead?
• How many Quality managers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  We've formed a quality circle to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable light bulbs to work smarter, not harder....
• In wealth one finds many friends whereas in poverty, even very few relations.
• It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happine
  poverty and wealth have both failed. -- Kim Hubbard...
• It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happine
  poverty and wealth have both failed. --Kin Hubbard...