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• Men wear the pants. Women wear the panties.
• Beer doesn't wear a bra. -- Women vs. Bee
• Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
• I chop down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra.
• Now, why won't you believe Santa took all your panties?
• Why do easy-going girls wear knickers? To keep their ankles warm.
• Lisa: Mom, why do _I_ have to wear a flea collar? Marge
  Oh, it's just easier this way. -- The simple way out, "Two Dozen & One Greyhound...
• Why do men go to war? Because women are watching. -- T. S. Elio
• Why do women always forget to put the seat back up ?