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Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had A Horse. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
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Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
-- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
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I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. -- Groucho Marx
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? -- Groucho Marx (in Horse Feathers)
I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx
I can not say that I don't disagree with you. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
On the old "You Bet Your Life" program, Groucho Marx was getting to know one of his contestants.
The man told Groucho that he had 10 children. "Why so many children?...
My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg...
Hello, I must be going. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
