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Why Is It That The Coyote Can Afford All That Expensive ACME Equipment But He Can't Afford To Go Out To Eat?
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Why is it that the coyote can afford all that expensive ACME
equipment but he can't afford to go out to eat?
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With liberty and justice for all who can afford it.
... with liberty and justice for all who can afford it.
Try to arrange your life in such a way that you can afford to be disinterested.
It is the most expensive of all luxuries, and the one best worth having. -- William Inge...
Free Sex is all I can afford after Taxes!!
Efficiency takes time Frugality: who can afford it?
There is the risk that you can not afford to take, and there is the risk that you can not afford not to take.
-- Peter Drucke...
A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to leave alone.
-- Henry David Thoreau...
Nobody has so many friends that he can afford to lose one. -- Edward Abbey
When we are right we can afford to keep our tempers. When we are wrong, we can't afford not to.