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Why Is Your Nose Black? Your Snorting Laser Toner?
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Why is your nose black? Your snorting laser toner?
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No. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner?
There is a fly on your nose.
It's smart to pick your friends, but not your nose.
Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!
And now your toner's toney, Disk blocks aplenty And your paper near pure white
Await your laser drawn lines, The smudges on your soul are gone Your intricate fonts, And your output's clean as light....
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.