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  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• That was, as I'm sure you realized, only elf funny.
• If lifes funny , then why aren't I laughing!
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You must have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...
• We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies?
  For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?...
• My other sticker is funny. -- Bumper Sticke
• Have you ever wondered why aquarium water tastes funny?
• Logic is the soul of wit, not of wisdom; that's why wit is funny. -- Lincoln Steffe