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• I can type 10% faster in the nude.
• The one thing worse than a knee-pad Tory is a chickenshit liberal.
  The type that can not say "shit" even when his mouth is full of it. -- Edward Abbey...
• In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream. UNLESS YOU TYPE LIKE THIS!!!
• I can type, but have truble speling.
• ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE ======================== A new system, the CIRCULATORY system, has been added.
  The long-experimental CIRCULATORY system has been released to users....
• There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people.
  Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you....
• Just what can you teach dead people? Other than "stay".
• I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.