Related:

• A doctor was stranded with a lawyer in a leaky life raft in shark-infested waters.
  The doctor tried to swim ashore but was eaten by the sharks....
• Why aren't lawyers sworn in during trials?
• Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?
• Why don't lawyers lie on the beach? Cats would bury them.
• Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? From chasing parked ambulances.
• Official National Anthem Of The Geek Paradise Of Humorixia (second verse, abridged) Patents, copyrights, and trademarks, Those evil lawyers are worse than sharks.
  We can't escape their vice-like grip, We're slaves to their class-action whip, We all must fight this evil abomination, Join together and strive for world domination!...
• Why did the Chtorran eat Mt. Everest? Because it was there.
• Why do pensioners have to eat catfood?
• Why have cake if you can't eat it too..?