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Why, Your Very Posture Tells Us, 'Here Is A Man Of True Greatness'.
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Why, your very posture tells us, 'Here is a man of true greatness'.
Either that, or, 'Here are my genitals. Please take them.'
-- Mossop and Edmund : Sense and Senility
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