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• I toast. Therefore I am.
• Nothing this evil EVER dies!
• Bob: I hope they still make that shampoo I like. -- That evil criminal genius!
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• I hope you're not pretending to be evil while secretly being good. That would be dishonest.
• I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. -- Steven Wrigh
• I got this powdered water -- now I don't know what to add. -- Steven Wrigh
• I've got some powdered water, but I don't know what to add. -- Stephen Wrigh
• Where peace And rest can never dwell, hope never comes That comes to all.
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