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• Word Processor - Software that magically transforms its user into a professional author.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Business Graphics - Popular with managers who understand neither decimals, fractions, Roman numerals, nor PI but have more than a passing acquaintance with pies and bars.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Integrated Software - A single product that deftly performs hundreds of functions the user never needs and awkwardly performs the half-dozen he uses constantly.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Spreadsheet - A program that gives the user quick and easy access to a wide variety of highly detailed reports based on highly inaccurate assumptions.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Database Manager - A program that allows the user to manipulate data in every conceivable way except the absolutely essential one he or she conceives of the day after entering 20 Megabytes of raw data.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Bug: What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green computer screen for more than 15 minutes.
  Also: What computer magazine companies do to you after getting your name on the mailing list....
• New Crime Identified: "Tech Rage" HARRISBURG, IL -- The police department in this Illinois town has coined a new term for a growing trend in crime
  ech rage". Tech rage shares many similarities with another modern crime, "road rage", but instead of affecting drivers, tech rage is experienced by disgruntled computer users....
• 0131 Ever thrown a computer from more than two stories high? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• Windows: Microsoft's tax on computer illiterates.