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Windows is a False Prophet - Vodka is the True Messiah.
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That tagline is true ---> <--- That tagline is false
If the meanings of "true" and "false" were switched, then this sentence would not be false.
In a false quarrel there is no true valour. -- William Shakespeare
Mark one of the following: (A) True (B) False
The following statement is true. The preceding statement is false.
The next sentence is true. The last sentence was false.
Vodka is the best way to cook potatoes. You get all the flavor of the potato and don't even have to put in your false teeth.
-- Albert Engstrom...
Absolutely FALSE. RTFM Stevens who is, indubitably, God, Messiah and the Holy Virgin rolled into one.
-- Marc A. Volovic on linux-il, 28 Aug, 1996...
The sad thing about Windows bashing is it's all true.