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• How many operating systems are required to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one-Microsoft is making a special version of Windows for it....
• The Edsel. New Coke. Windows 2000. All mandatory case studies for bizschool students in 2020.
  -- Bear Giles (in a LinuxToday post)...
• FLY WINDOWS NT All the passengers carry their seats out onto the tarmac, placing the chairs in the outline of a plane.
  They all sit down, flap their arms and make jet swooshing sounds as if they are flying....
• Windows 95: The Dracula of Operating Systems--it sucks up all your memory, bleeds your hard drive dry, and only works an average of 12 hours out of every 24.
• I used to be interested in Windows NT, but the more I see of it the more it looks like traditional Windows with a stabler kernel.
  I don't find anything technically interesting there....
• An elephant is a mouse with an operating system." -- ...understanding Window
• DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.1.
• Windows has crashed more systems than Michelangelo.
• Windows has crashed more systems than Stoned.