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• Never trust a computer you can't throw out the window. -- S. Hu
• front end: n. 1. An intermediary computer that does set-up and filtering for another (usually more powerful but less friendly) machine (a `back end').
  2. What you're talking to when you have a conversation with someone who is making replies without paying attention....
• WINDOWS: What you throw your computer out of.
• Except for that, I planned a political simulator that forecast the two World Wars after I entered all the relevant data until the year 1000 AD.
  "Do you have a computer at home?" "Oh no. At present the program is written on a paper....
• You can't erase a dream, you can only wake me up. -- Peter Frampto
• Mrs. Lovejoy: I'll just take that -- [sees empty collection plate] [gasps] Everyone turn around and look at this!
  Abe: What is it? A Unitarian? [everyone surrounds Bart] Ba...
• Greer's Third Law: A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
• A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.