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• Bug off, Banana Nose; Relieve mine eyes.
• In art and in everything, the commentator is generally better informed and more lucid than the subject of commentary.
  This is the advantage the murderer has over his victim. -- E.M. Ciora...
• Young's Principle on Emergent Individuation: Everybody wants to peel his own banana.
• Bart wields an acetylene torch, his safety goggles neatly perched atop his head (not over his eyes).
  ] Homer: Bart! You can't weld with such a little flame....
• INSPECTOR END OF FILM: Move along. There's nothing to see!
  Keep moving! [Suddenly he notices the cameras....
• Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
  Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
• Marge: What on Earth happened down there?? Ba
  One of the stills b... [Homer puts his hand over Bart's mouth] Home...
• When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on--that's life.
• Quote #572 As the fading light of a dying day filtered through the window blinds, Roger stood over his victim with a smoking .
  45, surprised at the serenity that filled him after pumping six slugs into the bloodless tyrant that mocked him day after day, and then he shuffled out of the office with one last look back at the shattered computer terminal lying there like a silicon armadillo left to rot on the information superhighway....