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• Bart: Now, here's what we do. Tomorrow morning when Alison comes out of her house, we spray her with the hose -- soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry.
  Lisa: "Relatively"? Bart: Well, there's bound to be some splash-back....
• Oh yeah? Well, I remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean.
• For a man can lose neither the past nor the future
  for how can one take from him that which is not his?...
• When it comes to getting the back of your calf wet, a rain and a good umbrella are the best combination.
• Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
  Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
• You can pick out actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes when the conversation wanders away from themselves.
  -- Michael Wilding...
• Peg: " What's up with men who have to look at other women when they have us at home?
  Al: " Well, sometimes when you drive a Dodge you want to close your eyes and dream it's a Ferrari....
• on a film set of a tenement) Goldwyn : Why is everything so dirty here?
  Director : Because it's supposed to be a slum area....
• The NRA is attempting to lift the ban on machine-gun sales.
  Well, as an avid hunting enthusiast, I've been hoping to buy a fully automatic Uzi in time for duck-hunting season!...