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  1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. xi...
• This isn't Earth. This isn't real wood, it's some kind of artificial material, like plastic.
  These aren't real trees, and you're not the real Sarah! -- Doctor 4, THE ANDROID INVASION...
• NERD PACK: Plastic pouch worn in breast pocket to keep pens from soiling clothes.
  Nerd's position in engineering hierarchy can be measured by number of pens, grease pencils, and rulers bristling in his pack....
• erd pack, n: Plastic pouch worn in breast pocket to keep pens from soiling clothes.
  Nerd's position in engineering hierarchy can be measured by number of pens, grease pencils, and rulers bristling in his pack....
• Toys in the attic.
• Better dead than Redmond.
• Better gay than grumpy!
• Honesty is better than lying.
• It is better to be brief than boring.