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• Snakes don't have tails...snakes ARE tails.
• All women named Jennifer have perfect teeth.
• If money is the root of all evil, I've been uprooted.
• I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.
• I used to have money in the bank ... now I have a BBS.
• Marge appears in the dream, then awakens Homer] Marge
  Homer! Homer, wake up! There's still a few minutes till our usual bedtime....
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• A scrum to Ireland, who have their tails up right under the Welsh crossbar.
• My sole porpoise was entertainment.