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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you find yourself trying to CTRL-S the credits rolling on the TV screen.
• If you wish to know more, press [CTRL]-[ALT]-[DEL].
• Have you ever used 0085 ... TPU? 0086 ... TECO? 0087 .
  .. Emacs? 0088 ... ed? 0089 ... vi? 0090 ... Xedit (in VM/CMS)?...
• Computer Lie #7: WordStar? Nobody uses THAT anymore.
• Yes, I'm Still Using WordStar -- By Choice!
• And then she pressed the ctrl key...
• When license fees are too high, users do things by hand.
  When the management is too intrusive, users lose their spirit....
• Please Press [CTRL]-[ALT]-[DEL].
• Press [CTRL][ALT][DEL] to continue.