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Worf: "Bridge to all personnel, select a representative from your group to
contact the Bridge and report on your status. Remain where you are, and stay
calm. Bridge out."
Kristin: "Well that helps a lot."
-- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
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MacDuff: "Aye, sir." -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...
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Beverly: "If I remember correctly, the last time you graced my Sickbay, you were diving off the Cliffs of Heaven on Sumico IV, Holodeck Program Forty-Seven C.
Kristin: "Same thing, only that time I flattened out when I should've tucked....
Picard to bridge, where am I?
Kristin: "What do you think?" Beverly: "Well, it looks like you tucked when you should've flattened out.
Kristin: "Something like that." -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...
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Leave bigotry in your quarters; there's no room for it on the bridge.
-- Kirk, "Balance of Terror," stardate 1709.2....