Related:

• It would suck to be a vampire.
• Take this cross and garlic -- here's a Mezuzah in case he's Jewish -- a page of the Koran if he's Muslim.
  .. and if he's a Zen Buddhist, you're on your own....
• If I had two loaves of bread, I would sell one and buy hyacinths, for they would feed my soul.
  -- The Kora...
• Men are superior to women. -- The Kora
• Resident Vampire
• SMILEY :-[ vampire
• Are you scared?
• AUTOEXEC.BAT = Lee Iacocca as a vampire.
• Can a vampire catch AIDS...?