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Would I Turn On The Gas If My Pal Mugsy Were In There?
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Would I turn on the gas if my pal Mugsy were in there?
You might, rabbit, you might!
-- Looney Tunes, Bugs and Thugs (1954, Friz Freleng)
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I am Elmer J. Fudd, Millionaire. I own a mansion und a yacht.
-- Looney Tunes, Hare Brush (1955, Friz Freleng)...
And do you think (fop that I am) that I could be the Scarlet Pumpernickel?
-- Looney Tunes, The Scarlet Pumpernickel (1950, Chuck Jones)...
Relying on a dog might turn you in a dog addict.
Why on earth would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
I think it might have been _you_ he was after, sir....
Now I've got the bead on you with MY disintegrating gun.
And when it disintegrates, it disintegrates. [pulls trigger] Well, what you do know....
I am Heisenberg of Borg. You might be assimilated.
Leela: Hey, you know what might be a hoot? Professor: No. Why would I know that?
You might have mail.