Wouldn't It Be Wonderful To Have A Cure For AIDS In The Marketplace Before Magic Johnson Gets AIDS?

Wouldn't It Be Wonderful To Have A Cure For AIDS In The Marketplace Before Magic Johnson Gets AIDS?

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Wouldn't it be wonderful to have a cure for AIDS in the marketplace
before Magic Johnson gets AIDS?
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 11/13/91 (CNN)
[Note: Magic Johnson is HIV+ and does NOT
have AIDS. This quote seemed to imply to me that
Dan was expressing his hope for a cure only because
a well-liked figure was in danger of dying: "Because
Magic is sick, it would be nice to have a cure."]

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