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• Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? -- John Heywood
• Would yee both eat your cake and have your cake? -- John Heywood (c.
  1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. ix...
• Why have cake if you can't eat it too..?
• The eyes have one language everywhere. -- George Herbe
• What! wouldst thou have a serpent sting thee twice?
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
• What thou wouldst highly, That wouldst thou holily
  wouldst not play false, And yet wouldst wrongly win....
• (You can have your cake) XOR (You can eat your cake)
• And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
  ..Then he [the Lord!] said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith....
• You can have your cake and eat it too, if you only eat half.