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Would You Like A Bag With That, Sir?" "No Thanks, I'll Throw Up In The Packet.
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"Would you like a bag with that, sir?"
"No thanks, I'll throw up in the packet."
-- Terry ordering MacDonalds
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If I throw a dog into a bag, is it a doggie bag?
Would you like that in a bag, or just the usual handfull?
I 'll warrant him heart-whole. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.
1...
Supervisor: All right, who's responsible for this?
[everyone points at Homer] Homer: [meekly raises his hand] Superviso...
Homer: You didn't expect that, did you. And neither will he.
Bart: You mean that I should fight dirty, Dad? Home...
Packet held up at customs.
ORDER The process of telling the waiter what you would like to eat, preferably a choice from that on the menu.
Following the ordering process, you will make a note of everything that they forget to bring you, and finally find the courage to kick up a stink when the meal's over and everyone's leaving....
We 'll have a swashing and a martial outside, As many other mannish cowards have.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 3...
If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of "bag.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...