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• GET REAL! Elvis is DEAD! Accept it!
• I got real close to seeing Elvis, but then my shovel broke.
• Wow! Wow! Wow!
• Where's the man could ease a heart Like a satin gown? -- Dorothy Parker, "The Satin Dre
• If you laid all the Elvis impersonators in the world, end to end.
  .. you'd wanna run and get a steam roller, real fast. -- David Letterma...
• Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
• Kemosabe no in tipi now. You leave'um message after little smoke signal, and Kemosabe get back for pow-wow real fast.
  -- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
• Baby... -- The Late Elvis Presley.
• I met Elvis + lived...