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Wretched Woman To Both Assault My Genetailia And Deny Me The Chance To Lie About It Later!
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Wretched woman to both assault my genetailia and deny me the chance to
lie about it later! (You know, that is one whopper of an
out-of-context quote.)
-- Mike Shapiro.
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