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  + -always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats....
• Yasser Arafat was refused entry into New York because there are no current openings for convenience store managers.
• If Yassir Arafat isn't careful, he can make a reputation for himself as a peace monger.
• Skinner: [to Edna] I'll handle this. Simpson! I'm giving you till the count of three to come out!
  One, two, three! [pause] I've done all I can do....
• It is more dignified for me to tell you that we are moving in cycles than to come right out and tell you the honest truth - we are running around in circles!
• You can always tell a liberal but not much.
• You can't tell Al Gore anything. He has a soundproof head.
• You can't tell Bill Clinton anything. He has a soundproof head.
• Did you hear about the latest word on the male-grooming front is that a brand-new pubic shampoo is to be called Head and Boulders.