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Yeah, I Got A Modem, A Real Fast One Too, It's A 300bps!
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Yeah, I got a modem, a real fast one too, it's a 300bps!
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When I was a kid we downloaded at 300bps and ENJOYED it!
Who needs a real life when I have a modem?
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married.
And by then it was too late. -- Max Kauffma...
I used to have a life, then my husband got the modem!
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Marge: Growing half an inch in one day is still pretty good, Bart....
Quote #38 Without naming names (which I couldn't anyway because I've forgotten exactly who it was)
one the most amusing bug reports we received at Lucid wrt Lucid Common Lisp was that "GC runs too fast"....
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Lisa: Bart got a present early? Then I should get a present early!...