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Yeah, I've Been Injured. I've Got A Big Crack In My Butt. -- Butthead
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Yeah, I've been injured. I've got a big crack in my butt.
-- Butthead
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My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
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When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
I 've lost a day!"--the prince who nobly cried, Had been an emperor without his crown.
-- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night ii, Line 99...
The light that lies In woman's eyes. -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing
Ez fer war, I call it murder,-- There you hev it plain an' fla
I don't want to go no furder Than my Testyment fer that....
Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....