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Years Ago, I Was Musing With A Biologist Friend About The Curse Jesus H.
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Years ago, I was musing with a biologist friend about the curse
Jesus H. Christ! and asked idly, I wonder what the 'H' stands for?
and my friend said Haploid. I nearly died laughing.
-- Kathryn Huxtable
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