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• A weird howling tornado hits from out of the West! You've been caught in a chaos storm!
  You feel filled with energy! You also feel weaker. Paradoxical, no?...
• Chaos is your friend.
• Had this tagline been a storm, you'd be wet!!
• Where do you think the chaos came from?
• You are immersed in raw Chaos.... Uh oh.... Nothing mysterious happens this time.
  ... Congratulations! You've achieved maximal entropy!...
• You worry that if you lower your guard, even for one second, your whole world will disintegrate into chaos.
• You are immersed in raw Chaos.... A mysterious force protects you from the Chaos!
  Wow.... You feel a bit smug....
• A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
  In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat....