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• When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
  I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
  I said, `Well, what do you need?'" -- Steven Wrigh...
• My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
  He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was....
• My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour.
  I said, "the whole time." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Four years ago... no, it was yesterday. Today I...
  No, that wasn't me. Sometimes I... No, I don't. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale.
  She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today....