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Yesterday I Was On A Guilt Trip ... Today I'm On An Ego Trip.
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Yesterday I was on a guilt trip ... today I'm on an ego trip.
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On my first acid trip, I thought I was God. On my second acid trip I thought I was Jesus.
On my third trip I thought I was Napoleon and on my fourth trip I thought I was a toadstool....
Are you on an ego trip? You forgot your luggage.
Infinity: Time on an ego trip. -- Jane Wagne
I didn't trip - I was caught in a sudden gust of gravity.
As you know, I planned a trip out there for some time, so it fits in very nicely.
-- President George Bush, on his trip to LA after the rio...
Yesterday I knew nothing, Today I know that.
Have a good trip! I hope you enjoy your absence more than I will. -- Ashleigh Brillia
Well, I realize it's trite, but we could tour the bridges of Madison County.
-- Martin's road trip plans, "Bart on the Road...
So, basically, I met one nice French person.
-- Bart's summary of his trip to France, "The Crepes of Wrath...