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Yo Momma Like A Tomato Source Bottle, Everyone Gets A Squeeze Out Of Her!
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Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
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Yo momma like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!
Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
Yo momma like the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!
Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt!
Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.