Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Yo Momma So Fat NASA Has To Orbit A Satellite Around Her!
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Related:
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN".
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!