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Yo Momma So Fat That She Would Have Been In E.T., But When She Rode The Bike Across The Moon, The Bitch Caused An Eclipse.
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Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode
the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
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