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Yo Momma So Fat When She Lies On The Beach No One Else Gets Sun!
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Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
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Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
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Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.