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A Windy April Is Death To Little Pigs.
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A windy April is death to little pigs.
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You're in west windy passage.
Death performs a little bow and goes back on guard.
Say the report is exaggerated. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910) -- To Evening Sun correspondent, London, April 3, 1906
-- re: Report of his death...
Mrs. K: Bart, have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
Bart: I'm halfway through it, I swear! -- That's the one with Little Red Riding Hood and the three pigs, right?...
My I.P.D. can pick up Radio Windy.
My I.U.D. picks up Radio Windy.
Young pigs grunt as as old pigs grunted before them. Danish Proverb
Sleep... Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death.... -- Longfellow
PRO: Not getting in trouble for picking on little assholes.
CON: No more picking on little assholes. -- Pros and Cons of Death...