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Yo Momma So Slutty That When She Heard Santa Claus Say HO HO HO She Thought She Was Getting It Three Times.
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Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she
thought she was getting it three times.
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SMILEY *<|:-) Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
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