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• You always introduce the younger person to the older person, using the wording
  Miss Brown, I'd like to introduce you to an older person" (unless her name is not "Miss Brown")....
• warez d00dz /weirz doodz/ n. A substantial subculture of crackers refer to themselves as `warez d00dz'
  here is evidently some connection with B1FF here....
• Picard: "Q, what is it you really want?" Q: "Well since you know so much about the Q, I thought you'd be the perfect person to introduce me to the child.
  Let her know that she can...trust me." -- "True Q", Stardate 46192.3...
• However, on religious issues there can be little or no compromise.
  There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs....
• The biggest myth, as measured by square footage, is that as you grow older, you gradually lose your interest in sex.
  This myth probably got started because younger people seem to want to have sex with each other at every available opportunity including traffic lights, whereas older people are more likely to reserve their sexual activities for special occasions such as the installation of a new pope....
• You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.
• Never envy a person unless you are willing to swap identities with that person.
• They know your name, address, telephone number, credit card numbers, who ELSE is driving the car for insurance, .
  .. your driver's license number. In the state of Massachusetts, this is the same number as that used for Social Security, unless you object to such use....
• If you want something done, ask a busy person.