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You always swat where he's not, or if he is aha! a spot.
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He says, 'Aha! A solution exists!' and goes back to sleep.
Don't mark the spot where you bury the hatchet.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -- S. Wrigh
Hamilton's Rule for Cleaning Glassware: The spot you are scrubbing is always on the other side.
Corollary: If the spot is on the inside, you won't be able to reach it....
The spot you are scrubbing is always on the other side.
-- Hamilton's Rule for Cleaning Glassware If the spot is on the inside, you won't be able to reach it....
Picard: "Do you know what business they might have together?
Sarek: "No! No, I never knew what Spock was doing....
Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
Bart: [reading a sign] On this spot, Richard Nixon bowled back-to-back 300 games.
Homer: Yeah, right. -- Would he lie to you? "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...