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• You are in a room with many elves sitting on benches.
  At the south end end of the room a very old elf is speaking....
• A large winged fire breathing dragon has flown into the room with you. you.
• If you can pick it up or drink it in one sitting, take it. -- James Srode
• There is a ferocious cave bear eying you from the far end of the room!
• IN THE COMPUTER ROOM, no one can hear you SCREAM!
• Sitting here with nothing to do, sitting here thinking only of you.
• Q: How do cats decide when to jump suddenly up from where they were sitting comfortably curled up and dash madly around the room, knocking over everything they encounter?
  A: Fuzzy logic....
• There is a gentle cave bear sitting placidly in one corner.
• You are in a very, *very* strange room. The whole atmosphere seems to be be crawling with a powerful force.
  At the north end of the room a fiercely fiercely bright light can be seen....